ON EVERYONE'S
NERVES
Inquiries posed to the greatest mysteries of existence. Your mother's discretion is advised.
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What color comes after 7 in the alphabet?
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If space real then how come America never been to Saturn?
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Are snails just slugs use shells as status symbol?
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If pots are head-shaped then why not hat?
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If Easter Bunny lay eggs why we eat his chocolately children? Why Easter Bunny children so delicious?
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If hit the nail on the head do nail get concussion?
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If born with lazy eye who you mail refund request to?
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Who win in three-legged race? Tricycle or dog with amputation?
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If winter cold then why not save space in freezer?
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If pour salt on the wounds does wounds get more delicious? And what about pepper?
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If man has two kidneys and lose one then how many beans left on his stalk?
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Why need pay taxes if air breathe for free? Who make government air Santa?
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How many marbles cans I fit in my mouth before getting addicted?
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Can I be parent? What does it pay?
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How many sides on a triangle that's lived a rough life?
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Do conversations work both ways down a one way street?
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If baker's dozen 13 then why bakers so math bad?
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If America country of free why I has to pay for cable?
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If frogs give you warts then why cactus no give you needles?
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If person get turned on where they hide light switch?
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If E = mc2 when MC Squared drop new album?
